The Idiot Test

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The Idiot Test

The Idiot Test

1:		Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?


2:		Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
		Yes No

3:		Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
		Yes No

4:		Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?


5:		A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?


6:		If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?


7:		A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?


8:		A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?


9:		How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?


10:		How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen?


11:		Just for the statistics, are you male or female?
		Female Male

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