Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
(3.4 stars, 5 votes)
Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
(3.0 stars, 5 votes)
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
(4.0 stars, 6 votes)
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
(3.8 stars, 6 votes)
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
(3.2 stars, 6 votes)
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
(3.0 stars, 6 votes)
Yo mama is so dumb that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl. (John)
(4.1 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mamma is so fat:
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY." (M.P. Monaghan)
(4.0 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". (M. P. Monaghan)
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Your mum's so hairy when you first came you nearly died of carpet burn. (Nick Dudley)
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama so nasty she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh! (Jennifer)
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! (Pisshead Bonehead)
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window. (M. P. Monaghan)
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mamma so fat:
...when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace came and tried to push her back in the water.
...you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex with her. (M. P. Monaghan)
(2.7 stars, 7 votes)
Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
(5.0 stars, 8 votes)
Yo mamma is so fat:
...she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "okay."
...when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued."
(M. P. Monaghan)
(4.5 stars, 8 votes)
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window. (Kyle Burglie)
(4.5 stars, 8 votes)
Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
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