Meticulous Attention To Detail = A nit picker
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
(2.6 stars, 7 votes)
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.
(2.3 stars, 7 votes)
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
(2.3 stars, 7 votes)
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
(2.3 stars, 7 votes)
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
(1.7 stars, 7 votes)
The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!
(4.5 stars, 8 votes)
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
The longer the title the less important the job.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
If Crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime?
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
Keen Sense Of Humor = Knows a lot of dirty jokes
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Has Leadership Qualities = Is tall or has a loud voice
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
(3.6 stars, 8 votes)
I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
(3.6 stars, 8 votes)
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs = Gets someone else to do it
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
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