At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, Yes, I am, I married the wrong man
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. "Dont be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. Id be glad to have him usher at my wedding."
"Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."
(3.3 stars, 8 votes)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
(3.0 stars, 8 votes)
Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry."I married her," replied Fred.
(4.0 stars, 9 votes)
My parents were so poor they got married for the rice.
(3.9 stars, 9 votes)
How do you know when youre at a hillbilly wedding?
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
(3.8 stars, 9 votes)
At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
(4.3 stars, 10 votes)
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because shes happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
(4.2 stars, 10 votes)
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
(4.0 stars, 10 votes)
Yesterday, I confessed all my sins to my bride! -And? -It did not help, the wedding is tomorrow!
(3.5 stars, 10 votes)
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.
(4.4 stars, 11 votes)
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