How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four!... Three!... Two!... One!
(3.3 stars, 8 votes)
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything: Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps!
(3.0 stars, 8 votes)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
(4.3 stars, 9 votes)
It takes leather balls to play rugby.
(2.1 stars, 9 votes)
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. (George Carlin)
(4.9 stars, 10 votes)
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? (George Carlin)
(3.6 stars, 10 votes)
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
(3.6 stars, 10 votes)
Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)
After only one Karate lesson I can break boards with my cast.
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)
Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
(2.3 stars, 14 votes)
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