What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
a rabbi went to god and said Žo god what i shall do? my son became a christian now. god said: mine too. the rabbi said: what did you do then? god: new testament. i`m not sure if this joke functions in english language testament has in german the double meaning `last will (manfred)
(2.0 stars, 9 votes)
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
(4.2 stars, 10 votes)
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. (George Carlin)
(4.2 stars, 12 votes)
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
(4.4 stars, 13 votes)
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
(3.8 stars, 14 votes)
A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
(3.9 stars, 19 votes)
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