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Short Ethnic Jokes (Italian, Irish, Mexican, etc) - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners |
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Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a shekel.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
What happened to the Polish National Library?
Someone stole the book.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasnt born in Iowa?
They couldnt find three wise men!
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
It opens on impact
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?
He drowned in his teapea
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
They are putting in TARGETS!
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
You know you live in a small town when the guy at the local convenience store speaks English.
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
How do you get a German out of the bath?
Turn on the water.
(3.0 stars, 8 votes)
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Oil of Ole
(2.9 stars, 8 votes)
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?
She was maid in France!
(1.4 stars, 8 votes)
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
(4.6 stars, 9 votes)
Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A new bar.
(4.6 stars, 9 votes)
Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
So he could look like his mama.
(4.1 stars, 9 votes)
Why cant Chinese Barbecue?
Because the rice falls through the grill.
(4.0 stars, 9 votes)
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He saw some American do it on TV.
(3.8 stars, 9 votes)
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A milk sheik!
(3.3 stars, 9 votes)
What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
Gorillas In The Mist!
(3.0 stars, 9 votes)
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