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Short Business / Management Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
 

Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
 

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
 

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
 

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
 

A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
 

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
 

One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
 

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.
(2.3 stars, 7 votes)
 

After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
(1.6 stars, 7 votes)
 

Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
 

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
 

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
 

If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

The best way to realise your dreams is to wake up.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
 

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
 

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
 

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
 

If a man smiles all the time he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
 

If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
 




 
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