Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job (Ella Harris)
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. (Malcolm Forbes)
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day.
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it (Gene Perret)
(1.9 stars, 7 votes)
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. (Gene Perret)
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb.
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... retire (Groucho Marx)
(3.6 stars, 8 votes)
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. (R C Sherriff)
(3.0 stars, 8 votes)
What do gardeners do when they retire? - Bob Monkhouse
(3.1 stars, 15 votes)
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