1970: The perfect high.
2010: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
(2.8 stars, 5 votes)
1970: Growing pot.
2010: Growing pot belly.
(2.3 stars, 6 votes)
1970: Peace sign.
2010: Mercedes logo.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Acid Rock.
2010: Acid Reflux.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2010: Moving to California because it's warm.
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
2010: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2010: Popping joints.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Old is when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Age is important only if you're wine or cheese.
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did (Robert Benchley)
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
1970: Take acid.
2010: Take antacid.
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
Old is when the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis"
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Old is when your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
(4.6 stars, 8 votes)
Old is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
1970: "Whatever"
2010: "Depends"
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
Statistics show that at the age of 70, there are 5 women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2010: Hoping for a BM.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
1970: Passing the driver's test.
2010: Passing the vision test.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
1970: Rolling Stones.
2010: Kidney stones.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2010: Getting a new hip joint.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Old is when when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
(3.6 stars, 8 votes)
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