The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopy machine.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
If you go outside with your umbrella, then it will stop raining.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
(2.7 stars, 7 votes)
If you have lost something, it will be in the last place you look for it.
(2.1 stars, 7 votes)
Murphy was an optimist.
(1.7 stars, 7 votes)
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.
(1.4 stars, 7 votes)
By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
(4.4 stars, 8 votes)
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
(3.5 stars, 8 votes)
The other line always moves faster.
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
(3.3 stars, 8 votes)
If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.
(3.1 stars, 8 votes)
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
(4.8 stars, 9 votes)
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
(4.7 stars, 9 votes)
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
(4.2 stars, 9 votes)
If you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot.
(4.1 stars, 9 votes)
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