Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
(4.4 stars, 7 votes)
All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
Money is the root of all evil, and a man needs roots.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
When a habit begins to cost money it is called a hobby.
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
(2.4 stars, 7 votes)
Don't lend people money... it gives them amnesia.
(4.4 stars, 8 votes)
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
(4.4 stars, 8 votes)
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Needs are a function of what other people have.
(3.8 stars, 8 votes)
Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried...
(3.1 stars, 8 votes)
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
(2.0 stars, 8 votes)
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
(4.4 stars, 9 votes)
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
(4.3 stars, 9 votes)
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