Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
(3.2 stars, 6 votes)
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
(2.8 stars, 6 votes)
BEFORE MARRIAGE: I love a woman with curves
AFTER: I never said you were fat
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
BEFORE MARRIAGE: I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER: I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
Love is like bird. When you least expect it, it craps in your face.
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER: Bagel and instant
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
I never knew what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late!
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Words can not describe the deep feelings I have for you... But "Bitch" comes pretty close.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Victoria's Secret
AFTER: Fruit-of-the-Loom
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
My girlfriend told me I need to be more spontaneous, so I ate 12 whole kinder eggs and now I'm full of suprises!
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of rings:
- Engagement Ring
- Wedding Ring
- Suffe-Ring
- Endu-Ring
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
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