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Short Lawyer Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners |
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish! (Bob)
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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