What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish! (Bob)
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
(3.9 stars, 8 votes)
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
(3.0 stars, 8 votes)
Always hire a rich attorney.
(2.6 stars, 8 votes)
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
(4.4 stars, 9 votes)
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
(3.7 stars, 9 votes)
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
(3.7 stars, 9 votes)
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
(2.4 stars, 9 votes)
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