What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
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What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
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Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.
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What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no BODY to dance with.
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What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
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