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Other Funny Short Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners |
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How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date! (Faithe Ainsworth)
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)
Kiss is an application in the top floor for a job in the basement. (Dheeraj Kumar)
Why is sex so stressful to atheists?
Because they don't have anyone to talk to!
(Frank)
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper. (Briana)
What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
(Azbar Kahleed)
Your so ugly the doctor slapped your mom when you were born. (Sayeda Hussain)
If sex is a pain in the butt your doing it wrong! (Karl)
You so short you have to look up to look down. (Crystal)
What's hard and long for a black man?
The 3rd grade. (Christopher Reilly)
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
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