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Other Funny Short Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted.
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
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If it wasn't for my faults, I'd be perfect.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due to unforeseen circumstances.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff.
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Minds are like parachutes; they only work when they are open.
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HELP! The paranoids are after me..
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
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Remember: If you throw dirt, you're losing ground.
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I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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I learned French in six easy liasons.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
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Kiss is an application in the top floor for a job in the basement. (Dheeraj Kumar)
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
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