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Funny Riddles - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners |
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Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!
Why are those two couches on top of eachother?
Maybe they are making "love seats".
What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
Nuclear fission.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
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