Why are those two couches on top of eachother?
Maybe they are making "love seats".
(1.0 stars, 1 votes)
Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans!
(2.5 stars, 2 votes)
Have you heard the joke about the bed...?
It hasn't been made up yet
(2.5 stars, 2 votes)
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
(2.0 stars, 2 votes)
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
(1.0 stars, 2 votes)
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
(4.7 stars, 3 votes)
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
(4.3 stars, 3 votes)
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
(4.0 stars, 3 votes)
Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
(4.0 stars, 3 votes)
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
(4.0 stars, 3 votes)
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
(3.3 stars, 3 votes)
What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
(3.3 stars, 3 votes)
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.
(3.3 stars, 3 votes)
What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A short circuit.
(3.0 stars, 3 votes)
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
(3.0 stars, 3 votes)
Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!
(2.7 stars, 3 votes)
Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
(2.7 stars, 3 votes)
What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"
(2.3 stars, 3 votes)
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who broke out of prison?
The headline the next day was "Small Medium At Large."
(2.3 stars, 3 votes)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
(2.3 stars, 3 votes)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
(2.3 stars, 3 votes)
What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
Nuclear fission.
(2.0 stars, 3 votes)
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
(1.3 stars, 3 votes)
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
(4.3 stars, 4 votes)
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
(4.0 stars, 4 votes)
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