Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? (George Carlin)
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
(3.7 stars, 7 votes)
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (George Carlin)
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? (George Carlin)
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
What was the best thing before sliced bread? (George Carlin)
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (George Carlin)
(2.9 stars, 7 votes)
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(2.7 stars, 7 votes)
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