You may be an engineer... If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already
(3.9 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you thought the real heroes of Apollo 13 were the mission controllers
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
(3.6 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have more toys than your kids
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
(3.3 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
(3.1 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
(2.4 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
(2.1 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you window shop at Radio Shack
(1.3 stars, 7 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
(4.4 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
(4.4 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
(4.3 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
(4.0 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you know what http: stands for
(3.4 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
(2.8 stars, 8 votes)
You may be an engineer... If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use
(2.5 stars, 8 votes)
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