Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
(3.9 stars, 9 votes)
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
(3.6 stars, 9 votes)
I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!
(3.3 stars, 9 votes)
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
(4.4 stars, 10 votes)
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription: "When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."
(3.8 stars, 10 votes)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
(3.6 stars, 10 votes)
It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
(3.5 stars, 10 votes)
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(3.5 stars, 10 votes)
The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
(3.3 stars, 10 votes)
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
(4.3 stars, 11 votes)
For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
(3.5 stars, 11 votes)
If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!
(3.0 stars, 11 votes)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
(4.2 stars, 12 votes)
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
(4.9 stars, 13 votes)
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
(4.2 stars, 13 votes)
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
(4.2 stars, 13 votes)
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
(4.0 stars, 13 votes)
If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
(3.8 stars, 13 votes)
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