Documentation is like sex: when it's good it's great and when it's bad, it's better than nothing!
(4.5 stars, 2 votes)
History tells a story. That's why you must always clear it before your girlfriend uses the computer.
(4.0 stars, 2 votes)
The box said "Requires Windows 7, or better." So, I bought a Macintosh.
(3.0 stars, 2 votes)
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
(2.0 stars, 2 votes)
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
(1.5 stars, 2 votes)
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
(4.0 stars, 3 votes)
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
(1.3 stars, 3 votes)
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
(4.0 stars, 4 votes)
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
(4.6 stars, 5 votes)
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