There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
(3.0 stars, 7 votes)
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
(4.1 stars, 8 votes)
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)
(4.3 stars, 10 votes)
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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On what kind of ships do students study?
Scholarships.
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
(3.7 stars, 12 votes)
Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
(4.1 stars, 13 votes)
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