land gross record contends (stirlinggr)
(2.0 stars, 16 votes)
What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters.
(2.9 stars, 17 votes)
How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
(2.5 stars, 17 votes)
What does a blonde say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for!
(4.0 stars, 19 votes)
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
(3.8 stars, 19 votes)
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
(3.8 stars, 19 votes)
What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
You know how many men went down on the titanic.
(3.7 stars, 19 votes)
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
(3.6 stars, 19 votes)
What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
(3.5 stars, 19 votes)
What's the difference between a Walrus and a blonde?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.
(3.4 stars, 19 votes)
How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
She shuts the car's door.
(3.1 stars, 19 votes)
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
(3.0 stars, 19 votes)
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! (Taylor Cunningham)
(4.2 stars, 20 votes)
A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe
(3.4 stars, 20 votes)
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
(4.2 stars, 21 votes)
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
(3.1 stars, 21 votes)
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
(4.2 stars, 22 votes)
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
(4.3 stars, 27 votes)
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