land gross record contends (stirlinggr)
(5.0 stars, 1 votes)
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
(4.7 stars, 3 votes)
How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
She shuts the car's door.
(2.3 stars, 3 votes)
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
(4.3 stars, 4 votes)
What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters.
(4.0 stars, 4 votes)
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! (Taylor Cunningham)
(4.0 stars, 4 votes)
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
(3.8 stars, 4 votes)
What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
You know how many men went down on the titanic.
(3.0 stars, 4 votes)
What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
(3.0 stars, 4 votes)
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
(3.0 stars, 4 votes)
A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe
(2.5 stars, 4 votes)
What does a blonde say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for!
(4.6 stars, 5 votes)
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
(4.6 stars, 5 votes)
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
(4.4 stars, 5 votes)
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
(4.0 stars, 5 votes)
What's the difference between a Walrus and a blonde?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.
(3.4 stars, 5 votes)
How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
(2.6 stars, 5 votes)
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
(3.4 stars, 7 votes)
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