Home Fun Pages Funny eCards Games Funny Videos Tests Gags & Pranks Magic Astrology
  



The Jokes
  Random Joke
  New Jokes
  All-time best
  Short Jokes
  Dictionary
Jokes Finder
Rating:

Ordered by:

Category:
Search by key words:



Follow us on Twitter

Joke: Poets


[Cat.: Miscelaneous ] [Clasif.:b] [ Calif.: 3.5]

500 years ago in an ancient pub two of the worlds greatest poets sat, ROBERT BURNS and WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. they were to have a contest to find out which one is better at telling stories. They were to use the word TIMBUCTU in a sentence.

They drew straws to see who would go first. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE win and goes first. "I traveled through the far and distant sands, to observe the ever soft and shifting sands, a foreign vessel loomed into view, it's destination TIMBUCTU!"

ROBERT FROST was next: "TIM and I a hiking we went, spied 3 maidens in a tent. They were 3, we were 2. I BUCKED ONE AND TIMBUCTU!"

- Contribution of: Frank - us



(3.5 stars, 1497 votes)
 

Random Joke
    Related Content:
More Miscelaneous Jokes
SHORT JOKES: Miscelaneous
FUNNY PICS AND CARTOONS: Miscelaneous
More jokes rated b (medium)
 
 
 
     

Home  Fun Pages  Funny Cards  Funny Videos  Tests  Gags & Pranks  Magic  Warp It  Astrology  Privacy  Contact

© 2000-2010 The-Jokes.com - All rights reserved