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Joke: Too Much Beer


[Cat.: Drunks/bars ] [Clasif.:c] [ Calif.: 4.2]

Pete tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink.

His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore.

After hours of complaining the husband agrees to take his wife to the pub. They sit down at a table and the husband gets up and goes to get drinks for him and his wife.

While he was gone a man walks up to Pete''s wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her with beer and drink her dry. Pete's wife exclaims, "you sick pervert get out of my sight."

Pete returned and his wife told him what happened and to go kick that guy's ass.

Pete said, "No way you don't mess with a guy who can drink that much beer".

- Contribution of: Tony - us



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