Home Fun Pages Funny eCards Tests Gags & Pranks Magic Astrology Babes Hunks Dating
  

The Jokes
  Random Joke
  New Jokes
  All-time best
  Short Jokes
  Dictionary
Jokes Finder
Rating:

Ordered by:

Category:
Search by key words:


 

Joke: A big old horse named Benny

[Cat.: Animals ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 7.36]

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.

The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.

Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull."

Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."


VOTE:
   10
9
8
7
6
5
4



     

Home  Fun Pages  Funny Cards  Tests  Gags & Pranks  Magic  Funny Dialogs  Warp It  Astrology  Babes  Hunks  Privacy  Contact

© 2000-2010 The-Jokes.com - All rights reserved