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Joke: I You Love Something...


[Cat.: Miscelaneous ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.7]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was
and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never
yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living
room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed
that you actually set it free in the first place, you either
married it or gave birth to it!


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