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Father's Day Gifts - June 20th
Great Gifts For Dad

Your Dad deserves more then the some boring tie, or set of screw drivers. Show Dad you really care this year with a hilarious gift. Father's Day Gifts:



BEER BELT - HOLDS A SIX PACK

What Dad do you know who would not love to own this contraption. It is the BEER BELT, Dad can load is up with 6 of his favorite beers and he never has to get up to go to the fridge' again!. It even holds bottles!

BINOCULARS DOUBLE FLASK

Dad can take his favorite beverage wherever he goes. Each eyepiece unscrews and the barnoculars hold a total of 16 oz. of his favorite beverage. Comes equipped with funnel and binocular strap. Perfect gift for the golf course, baseball games, football stadiums, other sporting events, or anywhere where you may need a little secret pick me up.

FARTING PULL MY FINGER DAD DOLL

Is your Dad always asking you to "pull his finger"... and you know what happens next! The Original PULL MY FINGER® brand doll, "Pull" his finger and Fred lets loose with a fart, shakes in his chair and follows up with any one of 10 hilarious phrases, this is a must have for any dad! You can listen to "Dad" here.

REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE
Sure most Dad's don't need a machine to make fart sounds, but what Dad would not love his very own Remote Control Fart Machine?

THE BUTT FACE TOWEL
The high quality terry cloth bath towel has two distinct sides. One side is clearly marked BUTT, one side of the towel is marked FACE. Never again will Dad have to wonder which side of the towel to use.

POP - A - PUTT - The Golf ball "popper upper".
Slip the spring-loaded POPaPUTT into the cup when they're not looking. Then watch the shock on their faces when theball right back out of the hole! Ideal for Father's Day.

HUMPHREY THE HUMPING DOG
Nothing gives Humphrey greater pleasure than having the straps on his front legs attached to an unsuspecting victim so he can hump away at their leg getting progressively faster and noisier culminating in a satisfied sigh of relief.

MOP SLIPPERS
Now Dad can clean the floors while he walks around the house.
Truck Nutz
Dad's new truck needs these! A high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz. No truck?...No problem, Dad can hang a pair of these TruckNutz from the rearview mirror.
BUB L BREEZER
The Automatic Farting Bubble Man
Just fill his barrel with bubble solution, turn him on, and watch (and hear) as he blows bubbles from his butt and farts.


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