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FARTING SANTA - GO AHEAD & PULL HIS FINGER!

Get in the spirit (and smells) of the holiday season with our jolly Pull My Finger® Santa ! The holidays will never be the same. No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger. 7" Seated Plush Character that shakes and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks.

ANIMATED MOONING SANTA

Santa says in his Santa voice:"Seeing as you've been extra good this year, Santa has an extra special surprise for you HO HO HO..." Then he spins around, and drops his pants, and gives the full moon! Finally, he lets out a big loud laugh while spinning back around to face forward again.

SEYMORE BUNZ SANTA

Attach this 12 inch tall Santa to any window with the included suction cup, or stand him on any table. Squeeze the pump, and watch as he drops his drawers! .

GRUMPY SANTA - "BAH HUMBUG!!!!"

Our Grumpy Santa is not jolly, in fact he is very grumpy! The perfect gift for The Scrooge in your office or family. He is motion activated, with sensors in each foot. When activated Grumpy Santa turns his head left or right and wisecracks while moving his mouth.

RUDE ROVER - He Sings and Toots Jingle Bells!

Presenting Rude Rover, the Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots the favorite holiday song 'Jingle Bells'. Press his ear to start him singing and watch his lips move. Hold his tail to hear him toot the same song, synchronised to the music! His mouth moves while he sings and his butt moves while he toots!

MOONING ELF

Our Mooning Elf will definitely liven up your yard or garden this holiday season! Measures 8 inches wide by 6 inches tall. Made of durable PVC plastic.

2005 MONTHLY DOOS CALENDAR
The Dog Poop Calendar

HILARIOUS GIFT WRAP
Don't forget the gift wrap!

Naughty Santa!

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