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ATTENTION: Car for Sale VW Golf, blue, 1998.

Only 12 km driven. Yes, that´s right! 12 km driven, guaranteed! It has been used only the first and second gears and the reverse, the third and fourth gears have been rarely used, with the exception of some emergencies of the body.

It has never been driven in a rude way. It has been used only to and from my house. Everything is original, and when I say everything, I really mean EVERYTHING: tires, cables, oil, water, brakes, everything original.

There is only a small detail: the technical revision and the driving permission are delayed since 1998. Negotiable price. Buyer in charge of the transfer... For information, please contact soon, thanks.


 
 
 
     

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